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Humors from Management Course July 18, 2013


Lesson 1:

 

husband-wife 

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

 Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.”

 After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

 After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

 The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, “Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies.

 “Great!” the husband says, “did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

 Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

 

 Lesson 2:

 car dashboard

 

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?”

 The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.”

 Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

 On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”

 Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job, opportunities for advancement will pass right by you.

 

 Lesson 3:

 genie

 

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish.”

 “Me first! Me first!” says the admin clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Puff! She’s gone.

 “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Puff! He’s gone.

 “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”

 Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say.

 

 Lesson 4:

 Eagle and a rabbit

 

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing?”

 The eagle answered: “Sure , why not.”

 So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

 Moral of the story:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

 

Lesson 5:

 

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A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.”

 “Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. They’re packed with nutrients.”

 The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

 Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

 

 Moral of the story:

 

Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

 

 Lesson 6:

 Bird and cow

 

A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and shit on him.

 As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

 A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

 

Morals of the story:

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

(3) And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!

 

REF: http://www.yesemails.com/text/managementcourse/

 

45 LIFE LESSONS, WRITTEN BY A 90 YEAR OLD October 18, 2012


1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short not to enjoy it.
4. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and family will.
5. Don’t buy stuff you don’t need.
6. You don’t have to win every argument. Stay true to yourself.
7. Cry with someone. It’s more healing than crying alone.
8. It’s OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
9. Save for things that matter.
10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
11. Make peace with your past so it won’t screw up the present.
12. It’s OK to let your children see you cry.
13. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn’t be in it.
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye… But don’t worry; God never blinks.
16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
17. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful.  Clutter weighs you down in many ways.
18. Whatever doesn’t kill you really does make you stronger.
19. It’s never too late to be happy.  But it’s all up to you and no one else.
20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don’t take no for an answer.
21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don’t save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
22. Overprepare, then go with the flow.
23. Be eccentric now. Don’t wait for old age to wear purple.
24. The most important sex organ is the brain.
25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words, ‘In five years, will this matter?’
27. Always choose Life.
28. Forgive but don’t forget.
29. What other people think of you is none of your business.
30. Time heals almost everything. Give Time time.
31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
32. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
33. Believe in miracles.
34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn’t do.
35. Don’t audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
36. Growing old beats the alternative — dying young.
37. Your children get only one childhood.
38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d
grab ours back.
41. Envy is a waste of time. Accept what you already have, not what you think you need.
42. The best is yet to come…
43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
44. Yield.
45. Life isn’t tied with a bow, but it’s still a gift.

* Life is much simple when i saw this words of wisdom and i just hope every single word is easy to do in reality 😉 (Crossing my fingers)

REF: http://kangalex.com/post/31729006624/45-life-lessons-written-by-a-90-year-old

 

About Sleep July 13, 2012

Filed under: advise,body,Daily,Life,Online help,STUFF,TIPS — TinaCulit @ 2:44 am
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There are something about sleep we don’t know yet and it is a big deal when this habit is getting less now a days because of our lifestyles, our bad habit, jobs, and even the night life we do in our daily lives..  These things is not usually talked about but we all needed to know how it really affects us big time 🙂

sleep

ALL about SLEEP

 REF: Removed Link as requested by psychologydegree

 

The Eight Types of Intelligence -By Howard Gardner October 19, 2011



1. Naturalist Intelligence (“Nature Smart”)

Designates the human ability to discriminate among living things (plants, animals) as well as sensitivity to other features of the natural world (clouds, rock configurations).  This ability was clearly of value in our evolutionary past as hunters, gatherers, and farmers; it continues to be central in such roles as botanist or chef.  It is also speculated that much of our consumer society exploits the naturalist intelligences, which can be mobilized in the discrimination among cars, sneakers, kinds of makeup, and the like.

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  • You like the wilderness
  • You read about nature
  • You stop to look at bugs
  • You categorize things
  • You read about explorers
  • You collect things
  • You enjoy studying plant parts
  • You notice characteristics

2. Musical Intelligence (“Musical Smart”)

Musical intelligence is the capacity to discern pitch, rhythm, timbre, and tone.  This intelligence enables us to recognize, create, reproduce, and reflect on music, as demonstrated by composers, conductors, musicians, vocalist, and sensitive listeners.  Interestingly, there is often an affective connection between music and the emotions; and mathematical and musical intelligences may share common thinking processes.  Young adults with this kind of intelligence are usually singing or drumming to themselves.  They are usually quite aware of sounds others may miss.

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  • You’d like to be a drummer
  • You can read music
  • You criticize a new song when others just accept it
  • You enjoy a few types of music
  • You can figure out how to play a tune on an instrument
  • You’ve considered writing songs
  • You notice patterns
  • You remember old songs

 

3. Logical-Mathematical Intelligence (Number/Reasoning Smart)

Logical-mathematical intelligence is the ability to calculate, quantify, consider propositions and hypotheses, and carry out complete mathematical operations.  It enables us to perceive relationships and connections and to use abstract, symbolic thought; sequential reasoning skills; and inductive and deductive thinking patterns.  Logical intelligence is usually well developed in mathematicians, scientists, and detectives.  Young adults with lots of logical intelligence are interested in patterns, categories, and relationships.  They are drawn to arithmetic problems, strategy games and experiments.

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  • You enjoy solving mysteries
  • You can solve logic problems
  • You’re good at math
  • You like to put things in their places
  • You’ve always been interested in scientific discoveries
  • You can be bossy
  • You like to figure out how things work
  • You’re good with computers

 

4. Interpersonal Intelligence (People Smart”)

Interpersonal intelligence is the ability to understand and interact effectively with others.  It involves effective verbal and nonverbal communication, the ability to note distinctions among others, sensitivity to the moods and temperaments of others, and the ability to entertain multiple perspectives.  Teachers, social workers, actors, and politicians all exhibit interpersonal intelligence.  Young adults with this kind of intelligence are leaders among their peers, are good at communicating, and seem to understand others’ feelings and motives.

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  • You sometimes feel like a mind reader
  • You hate injustice
  • You’re a good listener
  • You see through people who aren’t being honest
  • You know how others feel
  • You often lend a shoulder
  • You find it hard to be mean
  • You enjoy deep conversations

 

5. Bodily-Kinesthetic Intelligence (“Body Smart”)

Bodily kinesthetic intelligence is the capacity to manipulate objects and use a variety of physical skills.  This intelligence also involves a sense of timing and the perfection of skills through mind–body union.  Athletes, dancers, surgeons, and craftspeople exhibit well-developed bodily kinesthetic intelligence.

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  • You’re good at sports
  • You can dance well
  • You talk with your hands
  • You’re interested in acting
  • You like to build things
  • You clown around in class
  • You have great balance
  • You can throw a ball accurately

 

6. Linguistic Intelligence (Word Smart)

Linguistic intelligence is the ability to think in words and to use language to express and appreciate complex meanings.  Linguistic intelligence allows us to understand the order and meaning of words and to apply meta-linguistic skills to reflect on our use of language.  Linguistic intelligence is the most widely shared human competence and is evident in poets, novelists, journalists, and effective public speakers.  Young adults with this kind of intelligence enjoy writing, reading, telling stories or doing crossword puzzles.

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  • You are a good writer
  • You’re good with crossword puzzles
  • People say you “have a way with words”
  • You tell good stories
  • People say you’re funny
  • You like to debate or argue
  • You explain things well
  • You have a great vocabulary or enjoy learning new words and their origins

7. Intra-personal Intelligence (Self Smart”)

Intra-personal intelligence is the capacity to understand oneself and one’s thoughts and feelings, and to use such knowledge in planning and directioning one’s life.  Intra-personal intelligence involves not only an appreciation of the self, but also of the human condition.  It is evident in psychologist, spiritual leaders, and philosophers.  These young adults may be shy.  They are very aware of their own feelings and are self-motivated.

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  • You think a lot
  • People think you’re dreamy
  • You can analyze dreams
  • You are self-critical
  • You second guess yourself
  • You really get into a good book
  • You can break down complicated ideas
  • You judge people

 

8. Spatial Intelligence (“Picture Smart”)

Spatial intelligence is the ability to think in three dimensions.  Core capacities include mental imagery, spatial reasoning, image manipulation, graphic and artistic skills, and an active imagination.  Sailors, pilots, sculptors, painters, and architects all exhibit spatial intelligence.  Young adults with this kind of intelligence may be fascinated with mazes or jigsaw puzzles, or spend free time drawing or daydreaming.

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  • You can put puzzles together
  • You appreciate art or photography
  • You prefer geometry over algebra
  • You study with charts and pictures
  • You can find your way with a map
  • You make outlines when you write a paper
  • You doodle or draw
  • You notice details

Ref : http://skyview.vansd.org/lschmidt/Projects/The%20Nine%20Types%20of%20Intelligence.htm

http://homeworktips.about.com/od/learningstyles/ss/multiple.htm

 

SucCesSfuL way at raising BrAtS.. July 1, 2011

Filed under: advise,Daily,Life,Online help,Personality — TinaCulit @ 3:03 am
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So many today have been successful at raising brats. Here's some of the finest advice you'll ever receive on how 
to raise a brat:

1. WHEN A BABY, DON'T LET HIM CRY IN BED Do not allow YOUR baby to suffer any hardships, especially in infancy. 
Run to his aid as soon as he cries. He'll soon know how to control you, rather than you controlling him. This way, 
they'll expect to be pampered all of their lives.


2. LET HIM SAY "NO" It's so cute. Let that be his favorite word. Sure, it's rebellion verbalized, but he should be 
allowed to have a mind of his own.

3. DO NOT GIVE ANY DUTIES, RESPONSIBILITIES Do it all for them. Then they'll think this world owes them a living. 
They'll quickly join the crowd of grown up babies shouting, "I've got my rights," rather than those who are men 
and women enough to fulfill their responsibilities.

4. NEVER SPANK THEM When the senior citizens today speak of spanking as being "the way we used to do it," remember,
grandma and grandpa were "child abusers." Don't ever discipline your child. Wait till they're in trouble, and let 
the penal system (prisons and jails) discipline them. Listen to Dr. Spock (who never raised a child in his life) 
and the other child psychologists, not the old timers who raised 5 or 10 children successfully!
Throw out the Bible and its admonitions like: "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him 
chasteneth him betimes (early in life)" Proverbs 13:24. "The rod AND reproof (teaching that exposes wrong) give
wisdom: but a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame," Proverbs 29:15. You can only develop a true 
brat if you won't properly discipline them.

5. DEFEND THEM IN SCHOOL Always take the child's side. Teachers and principals have got it "in" for the little 
angel. Understand that your child can do no wrong. Expect teachers and principals to know that too!

6. CRITICIZE LEADERS AND PREACHERS You can't trust them. Tear down authority in front of them. Make sure they hear
you. They'll live in insecurity not knowing who to trust. They will be totally prepared for a life of rebellion. 
They will not learn to properly fear anyone and will probably lose their jobs when the boss asks them to do 
something. Don't tell them that 99% of those in leadership positions are good people who are sincere and have 
never been indicted for anything. Leave them with the impression that they are all bad.

7. DON'T EVER SAY "I LOVE YOU" They can figure that out! After all, you've given them everything they've ever 
wanted. What more can a parent do (of course, don't give them yourself!)

8. GIVE THEM EVERYTHING THEY WANT Buy something for them every time you go into a store. Never say "no" to them. 
When properly trained this way, they will be used to having every appetite of theirs fulfilled immediately. When 
they grow older and develop natural sexual appetites, they will have been trained by you to seek immediate 
fulfillment. Teen pregnancy or sexually transmitted diseases shouldn't really surprise the parent then. Sooo...
give them everything they ask for while they are kids.

9. NEVER TEACH THEM THE BIBLE Teach them math, science, history, art, music, reading, physical education, sex 
education, etc. but don't teach them the Bible. Let them decide for themselves. Make them go to school 5 days a 
week for all day, but don't take them to church for 1 hour on Sunday.

10. ALWAYS TRUST YOUR CHILD He's a little angel. He wouldn't dare do anything behind your back. Did you ever ask 
a young person whom you catch smoking, "Do you smoke at home?" Usually the answer is, "You've got to be kidding my 
parents would kill me." Remember, that's the other kids in town, yours would never do that.

11. SCREAM AT YOUR CHILDREN This is the only type of communication necessary to raise a brat. Time spent answering 
their questions and instructing them is wasted time. The only training really required of parents is potty-training
.After that, it is the obligation of day cares preschools and schools. Scream constantly, and the fond memories 
your children have of home life will assure you as a parent that your kids will never take care of you when you're 
old.

12. LET YOUR CHILD COME AND GO AS THEY WILL Don't set any boundaries. This will lead to a life of insecurity. Brats 
don't need guidelines.
13. MAKE SURE THEY ARE POPULAR They must be in with the crowd, their peers! Don't let them be an oddball. If they 
follow the crowd, the crowd will become the greatest influence in their lives. Nothing to fear there, right?

14. LET THEM WATCH TV CONSTANTLY Keep them away from reality. Let them live in fantasy all of their lives. Brats 
need entertainment! A life of comfort and ease produces high-class brats. They won't know how to deal with reality
or real people, but maybe they'll just go into seclusion rather than becoming contentious or hostile. It's usually
one or the other. 


CONCLUSION Brats are produced, not born. It takes effort to obey the above principles. Parents should prepare 
themselves for a life of heartbreak for it is sure to come.
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With these kind of notes you have to realize we people sometimes understands theory and situations when negative
result has been brought to our attention ;)

REF: www.biblebelievers.com/how_to_raise_a_brat.html
 

Seven Surprising Uses for Baking Soda June 20, 2011

Filed under: advise,Amazing,Coolest,TIPS,tricks,UnUsual — TinaCulit @ 11:35 pm
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Let us be clear: Baking soda is not going to permanently cure your acne or turn back the cruel hand of time. 
But if you’re looking to detoxify your body and your household, this multitasking ingredient will make your 
life easier (and more beautiful) without denting your coffers. Mom may have taught you that baking soda will 
make your bread rise and your fridge smell better, but did you know of its many cosmetic applications?

Even the ancient Egyptians—and what beauty post would be complete without them?—used a compound similar to 
baking soda as soap. The stuff is antiseptic, antifungal, and lightly exfoliating. It will take the stains off 
your coffee mug and your not-so-pearly whites, and can be consumed internally to ease your tummy ache. And 
fridge odors aren’t the only smells it absorbs so don’t turn your nose up, and bring on the baking soda!

 
Brush Your Teeth With It Most conventional toothpastes use sodium lauryl sulfate as their primary ingredient. 
You may remember this verboten surfactant from previous posts explaining its harsh effects and possible 
contamination with a carcinogen called 1,4-dioxane. If you don’t want peroxide in your mouth, whitening strips 
are out too. Go natural instead with some bad-breath-killing-tooth-whitening baking soda on your brush (tastes 
like the ocean, salty but bearable), or add it to your SLS-free Tom’s for extra-whitening powers.

 
Wash Your Face With It As a rule, we think that harsh scrubs and exfoliants do not belong on your face—not least
of all because you need that top layer of skin to keep bad stuff out and moisture in. Most exfoliating scrubs 
also contain other sketchy ingredients—like plastic balls. If you’re hellbent on scrubbring, though, at least 
switch to baking soda. It works great on elbows and feet too, and combined with some raw honey, this DIY face 
wash is refreshing and soothing—and anti-acne, too.

 
Create a DIY Deodorant This recipe from our book makes for a pretty effective homemade deodorant. Here’s what we
suggest: Mix four tablespoons of baking soda with about ten drops of your favorite essential oil and apply to
underarms. Guys, this sounds girly, but there are plenty masculine smells too—like Texas cedar wood. Ladies 
looking to reapply throughout the day can carry it in their purses: Just fill an empty mineral makeup container
with it and use one of those stubby Kabuki brushes for no-mess application.

 
Spot-Treat Acne Our favorite natural acne remedy is clay, like this green tea one we swear by. But in a bind,
making a little paste from baking soda and water and applying it to an unwelcomed visitor will help dry it out. 
We don't recommend this for deep cysts, but for more surface afflictions, it works like a charm.

 
Cleanse Your Hair If you’re looking to join the ranks of non-shampooers (we know a few), to reduce how often 
shampoo, or simply to get rid of some product build-up on your roots, look no further than baking soda. Just 
fill a glass with warm water and dissolve about a tablespoon of baking soda into it. Take that to the shower, 
and after wetting your hair pour the mixture through. Comb it well before rinsing—your hair will feel a little 
coated and slippery until it’s fully rinsed out.

 
Soothe Your Stomach Acid stomach, heartburn, gas, and other tummy issues are quickly relieved by baking soda 
because its slight alkalinity can neutralize the acid causing the problem. Just mix a teaspoon into a glass of 
warm water and drink it down. We swear by this trick.

 
Soak Your Skin That's right, dissolve some into your bath for a soothing and skin-softening experience. The 
added bonus? You won't need soap—and sometimes that's a good thing.

 REF: http://www.good.is/post/seven-surprising-ways-to-use-baking-soda
 

Signs You’re In A Bad Romance May 13, 2011

Filed under: advise,Celebrity,Daily,Life,TIPS — TinaCulit @ 11:13 pm
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Kurt Phoenix – If you hear the words “I”, You” and “Me” much more often that you hear the words “Us” and “We”.

Gwapo53 – Pag feeling Time Traveler’s Wife ka, kasi bigla nalang nawawala ang lover mo.

Bernababy – I have a friend whose boyfriend stopped having sex with her because she got fat.

Syelapot – If you both need to be drunk to feel “connected” to each other.

Many France – If he always says hurtful words in the form of a joke, but you know there’s real meaning there.

Gwapo53 – If she always uses the excuse, “I have eh”, even if sampung taon na siyang menopause.

No name – There are things that you don’t want to continue, but which you are afraid to end.

Yen – When your mind disagrees with everything your heart says.

Eien 17 – When you live under the same roof, but he’s a building a future with somebody else.

Homer Singson – If she’s super sweet when you’re alone together, but ignores you when you’re in public.

Lockon Stratos – If your fairy tale has turned into a graphic novel.

Joey – When you tend to believe your friends over your own partner.

No name – if he keeps bringing up the memory of his dead fiancee.

RC and Cess – If you treat each question from her as a suspicion, and she treats every answer from you as a  
 lie.

Raquel – When you’re constantly looking for proof of the said love.

Angelanghel – When the word “unfair” pops up in your head a little too often.
      
Uk-Uk – If you’re happier at work than you are at home.

Reichen – If your boyfriend wears more foundation than you do.

Marioh Caryo – (a friend’s story) When everytime you make love & try to kiss him, he says: “Gawin mo na lahat saken wag mo lang ako i-kiss sa lips.”

Eien17 – If you’re absolutely miserable, and your boyfriend hasn’t the slightest idea that you are.

Blitzen – We have creative differences. I’m creative, he’s different.

Schlagger – If you both have flings on the side, you both know, and you both don’t care.

Jigen Daisuke – Pag ikaw lang ang may alam na kayo na pala.

Homer Singson – If you’re in a give-and-take relationship. Ikaw puro give, siya puro take.

Jigen Daisuke – If everytime you ask: “Na-miss mo ba ko?” ang sagot niya: “Bakit, umalis ka ba?


ref: http://chicogarcia.wordpress.com/2011/05/05/the-top-ten-signs-youre-in-a-bad-romance/