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Humors from Management Course July 18, 2013


Lesson 1:

 

husband-wife 

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

 Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.”

 After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

 After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

 The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, “Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies.

 “Great!” the husband says, “did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

 Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

 

 Lesson 2:

 car dashboard

 

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?”

 The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.”

 Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

 On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”

 Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job, opportunities for advancement will pass right by you.

 

 Lesson 3:

 genie

 

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish.”

 “Me first! Me first!” says the admin clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Puff! She’s gone.

 “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Puff! He’s gone.

 “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”

 Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say.

 

 Lesson 4:

 Eagle and a rabbit

 

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing?”

 The eagle answered: “Sure , why not.”

 So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

 Moral of the story:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

 

Lesson 5:

 

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A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.”

 “Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. They’re packed with nutrients.”

 The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

 Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

 

 Moral of the story:

 

Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

 

 Lesson 6:

 Bird and cow

 

A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and shit on him.

 As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

 A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

 

Morals of the story:

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

(3) And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!

 

REF: http://www.yesemails.com/text/managementcourse/

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15 Obvious Flirting Signs Between a Guy and Girl March 26, 2013

Filed under: Daily,Personality — TinaCulit @ 1:31 pm

#1 A lot of touching. Touching each other a lot in the middle of a conversation is a sure sign of flirting, especially if the touches are unnecessary. If your cute friend is finding excuses to touch you now and then, it’s a sure flirting sign.

#2 Entering into the personal zone. Does your new friend come really close to you now and then? If your friend tries to come really close to you to whisper something that doesn’t need to be hushed or if their hands reach out towards you often, it’s obvious they want to get close to you, fast!

#3 Show off the best side. In the animal kingdom, mating season always calls for exaggerated displays of feathers and strength. In the human world, mating and dating potentials try to show off their best sides. Girls raise their chest or try to get a guy’s attention to their attractive features, while guys try to charm a girl by talking to her or showing off his manliness.

#4 Their eyes sparkle. One of the biggest flirting signs you can notice in a flirty conversation is the widening of the eyes. When a friend of yours is getting attracted to you, their eyes would be wide open and expressive through the entire conversation.

#5 A lot of smiles and giggles. Do you find yourself or your cute friend laughing and giggling throughout the conversation for the silliest of reasons? If your date can’t help but continuously flash a big grin while talking to you, there’s definitely a flirty feeling in the air.

#6 Avoiding all external distractions quickly. If this guy or girl you’re talking to receives a call, do they excuse themselves for a while, or do they try to end the phone call immediately? Or if this person you’re talking to walks into a friend, do they try to end the conversation quickly? Anyone who’s trying to get your attention and flirt with you would always try to end any distraction as quickly as they possibly can.

#7 They check you out. Does this person look you up and down or do their eyes wander over your body, especially when they think you’re not looking? Anyone who flirts with you would definitely want to take a good look at someone they’re sexually attracted to. If you want the flirting to continue, make sure you give enough time for your cute friend to take a good, long look at you!

#8 A lot of blushing. Just like smiling and laughing, blushing is something that comes involuntarily in a flirty conversation. Does your friend’s face go pink when you compliment them? If it does, gosh, you’re making a huge impression on this person!

#9 Shows off the single tag. If someone’s trying to flirt with you in the hope of dating you, they’d try their best to let you know that they’re not dating anyone. They would want to make it clear to you that they’re single and looking for someone interesting to date.

#10 Veers the conversation to date plans. Does this fine new friend of yours try to constantly change the conversation to talk about your weekend plans or your favorite movies? If your friend wants to know if both of you have any hobbies or weekend habits in common, it’s a definite flirting sign.

#11 Compliments and exaggerated expressions. Does your date ever go “…really …aww …that’s so sweet” or anything along those lines for the smallest of your stories? When someone tries to flirt with you, they’d compliment you a lot constantly and they would definitely indulge in exaggerated displays of expressions.

#12 They get annoyed if they’re cut in. Does this friend you’re talking to get offended or do they behave rudely with another person if they cut in to join the conversation? If someone wants to flirt with you, they’d hate it if some other person joins the conversation or tries to get your attention.

#13 The guy acts dominant, the girl acts coy. If a guy or a girl tries to flirt with you, they would involuntarily start to emphasize their sexual traits. The guy would try to behave more manly or protective, while the girl would start to behave in a very sweet and coy manner.

If you feel like this friend talks to everyone else in a particular way and becomes very affectionate or protective around you, that’s a good flirting sign to watch out for.

#14 Completely focused on you. When you’re talking to this person who seems to like you, do they focus all their attention on you and no one else even if there are others around you? Does this friend try to look for excuses to touch your face or shoulder, or look for ways to tease you? If this friend is completely attentive to you and your needs and nothing else, even if there are several others around, there’s definitely something brewing in the air.

#15 Excited to be with you. One of the biggest signs of flirting is the excitement in the air. If you bump into this person or lock eyes across the street, are they really excited to see you even if both of you aren’t really the best of friends?

If your friend tries to prolong the conversation or doesn’t want the conversation to end with you, it’s a definite flirting sign. After all, why would someone want to hold onto you unless they like you a lot and want to be with you?

http://www.lovepanky.com/flirting-flings/dating-game/flirting-signs-between-a-guy-and-girl

 

Dressing for Your Body Shape March 24, 2013

Filed under: ART,body,Daily,Personality,TIPS — TinaCulit @ 11:08 pm
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Triangle Shape

Triangle Body Shape

Best features. Shapely legs, a trim waist and head-turning hips give your body feminine appeal.

Common pitfalls. “You have a slender upper body, so your instinct might be to show it off with slim-fitting shirts,” says Saboura. Resist the urge! Tiny tops throw off your body’s balance, making your bottom look bigger than it is.

Tops
When you think about tops, think layers. Creating balance for your shape is all about filling out your upper half. “A cardigan is your best friend,” says Saboura, because it adds lightweight volume. For cooler weather, try cropped jackets that stop at the waist (channel Jackie O. for inspiration). Don’t be afraid to show a little skin, too. Three-quarter sleeves, wide scoop necks, and one-shoulder tops all look great on you.

Bottoms
Boot-cut pants are best for your body. “The slight flare helps to balance out curves, especially if you wear them with a heel to give your legs a little length,” Saboura suggests. Go for dark, medium-rise jeans with simple stitching and pockets in the back. For skirts and dresses, try a classic A-line cut that falls softly over your curves and highlights your trim waist. Avoid high waists and pleated skirts—they’re made for filling out figureless femmes.

Fabrics and Flair
Draw the eye up with bright colors and embellished tops. Saboura says, “Try a boatneck shirt with horizontal stripes,” or a cardigan with rosette detailing. Chunky jewelry can work well for you too, adding interest up top. Prints and patterns are fine for your lower body, but aim for darker colors.

Circle

Circle Body Shape

Best features. Slender legs, slight shoulders and a trim booty give your figure a graceful allure.

Common pitfalls. “Circles often try to cover up their bodies,” says Saboura, “but that’s the opposite of what they should do.” Showing off your neckline, forearms and a little leg (just a little!) looks elegantly classy—not to mention younger, longer and leaner.

Tops
Your body is soft and round, so your goal is to add structure, especially on top. Try a structured jacket (like a blazer). “Draw angles and lines across your body with wrap dresses or asymmetrical hemlines,” suggests Saboura. Draped fabrics, cowl necks and flutter sleeves look great on you, too, for a feminine flourish. If you feel like you need more support, layer with a dressy tank top that has a bit of lycra.

Bottoms
You’ve got great legs, so show ’em off! A slim, straight leg or bootcut is perfect for you, and wearing a heel “takes off a little weight and shows off your legs,” says Saboura. Dresses with ruching or gathering hide the tummy, creating an hourglass effect.

Fabrics and Flair
Prints and patterns look great on you, especially on your upper body. Go for large floral or geometric prints to flatter your figure—small prints won’t do the trick. Stick to weighty fabrics (like heavy cotton, wool or muslin) that have more natural structure.


Hour glass

Hourglass Body Shape

Best features. Big breasts, a slim waist and curvy hips make your figure the crème de la crème of feminine beauty.

Common pitfalls. Your figure has natural allure, so you may be tempted to give too much away. “Everyone is trying to mimic the hourglass curve, but you’ve already got it,” Saboura says. “Show off a bit, but don’t give away all your curves.”

Tops
Simplicity is key for you. Look for clean, simple tops with scoop necklines and three-quarter sleeves. Avoid layering, and look for waist belts that help define your tiny tummy. You look best in princess seams—long, shapely seams that gather in at the waist and flare out again at the hips—that have a smooth, snug look and show off your contours. Fitted jackets look great on you, but “they need to be really well tailored,” says Saboura. “Choose jackets that nip in at the waist and flair out, like a poplin jacket.”

Bottoms
You look best in skirts that stop at or below the knee, not above it. Pencil skirts look great on you, as do bootleg pants and skinny jeans. Choose pants or skirts that follow your natural curve, and go for fitted options (but not too tight). “Embrace your silhouette,” says Saboura. “The sexiness is in seeing the curve, not giving it all away.”

Fabrics and Flair

Keep it simple with solid colors. Prints can disguise your figure, rather than highlight it. The same goes for fabrics. Avoid extra fabric and draping, and opt for a bit of stretch. Color looks great on your body type, but monochromatic outfits look best (think: Mad Men’s Joan Holloway).

RulerRuler Body Shape

Best features. Slender and often athletic, your build is easy to outfit.

Common pitfalls. You have a naturally sporty look, so you may tend to choose simple, fitted cuts. “That can actually make you look boxy,” Saboura says. Instead, you want to use clothing to soften your body and create curves.

Tops
When choosing a shirt, “avoid adding more square or straight lines,” Saboura advises. Instead, complement your natural lines with asymmetrical or rounded hemlines, and ruffle details. Halters look great on you, as do boatnecks and off-the-shoulder shirts. Since your body is naturally athletic, you’ll look more feminine in tank tops with a thin, delicate strap. The same goes for jackets and blazers: Look for soft shoulders and steer clear of boxy, cropped jackets.

Bottoms
High-waist pants look fantastic on you, as do wide leg trousers. Both add curves and volume to your lower body. “If you want to embrace a more masculine shape with a boyfriend jean, go for it,” says Saboura. “But put some drape and movement on top.” For a ladylike look, wrap dresses look great on you, since they draw angles and lines across the body.

Fabrics and Flair
Use fabric to add softness and femininity to your look. Opt for lace, silk or lightweight fabrics, especially ones with natural draping. Embellished shirts and ruffle details add softness and give your body a bit more, well, body.

Inverted triangle

Inverted Triangle Body Shape

Best features. A tapered torso, trim waist and killer legs make you look confident and fit.

Common pitfalls. Your legs are typically well-sculpted, so your instinct may be to show them off with fitted leggings. That works if you’re wearing a long top (below your booty), but in general, you want to add volume to your lower half.

Tops
You look great in cowl necks and deep V-necks that help minimize a stronger upper body. Go for simple, fuss-free shirts (no ruffles!). For feminine flair, tops with gently draped fabric or flutter sleeves add movement and softness. Embrace your inner flapper, and rock a drop-waist dress—a look that few can pull off!

Ref: http://www.youbeauty.com/body-fitness/dressing-for-your-body-type#ixzz2OTAzJIzg

 

45 LIFE LESSONS, WRITTEN BY A 90 YEAR OLD October 18, 2012


1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short not to enjoy it.
4. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and family will.
5. Don’t buy stuff you don’t need.
6. You don’t have to win every argument. Stay true to yourself.
7. Cry with someone. It’s more healing than crying alone.
8. It’s OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
9. Save for things that matter.
10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
11. Make peace with your past so it won’t screw up the present.
12. It’s OK to let your children see you cry.
13. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn’t be in it.
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye… But don’t worry; God never blinks.
16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
17. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful.  Clutter weighs you down in many ways.
18. Whatever doesn’t kill you really does make you stronger.
19. It’s never too late to be happy.  But it’s all up to you and no one else.
20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don’t take no for an answer.
21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don’t save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
22. Overprepare, then go with the flow.
23. Be eccentric now. Don’t wait for old age to wear purple.
24. The most important sex organ is the brain.
25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words, ‘In five years, will this matter?’
27. Always choose Life.
28. Forgive but don’t forget.
29. What other people think of you is none of your business.
30. Time heals almost everything. Give Time time.
31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
32. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
33. Believe in miracles.
34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn’t do.
35. Don’t audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
36. Growing old beats the alternative — dying young.
37. Your children get only one childhood.
38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d
grab ours back.
41. Envy is a waste of time. Accept what you already have, not what you think you need.
42. The best is yet to come…
43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
44. Yield.
45. Life isn’t tied with a bow, but it’s still a gift.

* Life is much simple when i saw this words of wisdom and i just hope every single word is easy to do in reality 😉 (Crossing my fingers)

REF: http://kangalex.com/post/31729006624/45-life-lessons-written-by-a-90-year-old

 

SucCesSfuL way at raising BrAtS.. July 1, 2011

Filed under: advise,Daily,Life,Online help,Personality — TinaCulit @ 3:03 am
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So many today have been successful at raising brats. Here's some of the finest advice you'll ever receive on how 
to raise a brat:

1. WHEN A BABY, DON'T LET HIM CRY IN BED Do not allow YOUR baby to suffer any hardships, especially in infancy. 
Run to his aid as soon as he cries. He'll soon know how to control you, rather than you controlling him. This way, 
they'll expect to be pampered all of their lives.


2. LET HIM SAY "NO" It's so cute. Let that be his favorite word. Sure, it's rebellion verbalized, but he should be 
allowed to have a mind of his own.

3. DO NOT GIVE ANY DUTIES, RESPONSIBILITIES Do it all for them. Then they'll think this world owes them a living. 
They'll quickly join the crowd of grown up babies shouting, "I've got my rights," rather than those who are men 
and women enough to fulfill their responsibilities.

4. NEVER SPANK THEM When the senior citizens today speak of spanking as being "the way we used to do it," remember,
grandma and grandpa were "child abusers." Don't ever discipline your child. Wait till they're in trouble, and let 
the penal system (prisons and jails) discipline them. Listen to Dr. Spock (who never raised a child in his life) 
and the other child psychologists, not the old timers who raised 5 or 10 children successfully!
Throw out the Bible and its admonitions like: "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him 
chasteneth him betimes (early in life)" Proverbs 13:24. "The rod AND reproof (teaching that exposes wrong) give
wisdom: but a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame," Proverbs 29:15. You can only develop a true 
brat if you won't properly discipline them.

5. DEFEND THEM IN SCHOOL Always take the child's side. Teachers and principals have got it "in" for the little 
angel. Understand that your child can do no wrong. Expect teachers and principals to know that too!

6. CRITICIZE LEADERS AND PREACHERS You can't trust them. Tear down authority in front of them. Make sure they hear
you. They'll live in insecurity not knowing who to trust. They will be totally prepared for a life of rebellion. 
They will not learn to properly fear anyone and will probably lose their jobs when the boss asks them to do 
something. Don't tell them that 99% of those in leadership positions are good people who are sincere and have 
never been indicted for anything. Leave them with the impression that they are all bad.

7. DON'T EVER SAY "I LOVE YOU" They can figure that out! After all, you've given them everything they've ever 
wanted. What more can a parent do (of course, don't give them yourself!)

8. GIVE THEM EVERYTHING THEY WANT Buy something for them every time you go into a store. Never say "no" to them. 
When properly trained this way, they will be used to having every appetite of theirs fulfilled immediately. When 
they grow older and develop natural sexual appetites, they will have been trained by you to seek immediate 
fulfillment. Teen pregnancy or sexually transmitted diseases shouldn't really surprise the parent then. Sooo...
give them everything they ask for while they are kids.

9. NEVER TEACH THEM THE BIBLE Teach them math, science, history, art, music, reading, physical education, sex 
education, etc. but don't teach them the Bible. Let them decide for themselves. Make them go to school 5 days a 
week for all day, but don't take them to church for 1 hour on Sunday.

10. ALWAYS TRUST YOUR CHILD He's a little angel. He wouldn't dare do anything behind your back. Did you ever ask 
a young person whom you catch smoking, "Do you smoke at home?" Usually the answer is, "You've got to be kidding my 
parents would kill me." Remember, that's the other kids in town, yours would never do that.

11. SCREAM AT YOUR CHILDREN This is the only type of communication necessary to raise a brat. Time spent answering 
their questions and instructing them is wasted time. The only training really required of parents is potty-training
.After that, it is the obligation of day cares preschools and schools. Scream constantly, and the fond memories 
your children have of home life will assure you as a parent that your kids will never take care of you when you're 
old.

12. LET YOUR CHILD COME AND GO AS THEY WILL Don't set any boundaries. This will lead to a life of insecurity. Brats 
don't need guidelines.
13. MAKE SURE THEY ARE POPULAR They must be in with the crowd, their peers! Don't let them be an oddball. If they 
follow the crowd, the crowd will become the greatest influence in their lives. Nothing to fear there, right?

14. LET THEM WATCH TV CONSTANTLY Keep them away from reality. Let them live in fantasy all of their lives. Brats 
need entertainment! A life of comfort and ease produces high-class brats. They won't know how to deal with reality
or real people, but maybe they'll just go into seclusion rather than becoming contentious or hostile. It's usually
one or the other. 


CONCLUSION Brats are produced, not born. It takes effort to obey the above principles. Parents should prepare 
themselves for a life of heartbreak for it is sure to come.
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With these kind of notes you have to realize we people sometimes understands theory and situations when negative
result has been brought to our attention ;)

REF: www.biblebelievers.com/how_to_raise_a_brat.html
 

Ten Fascinating Facts About Cats May 13, 2011

Filed under: Amazing,animals,cats,Personality,Pets — TinaCulit @ 4:35 am
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10. Ambidexer-Cat?

You probably never thought about a cat as being either left- or right-pawed, but over 40 percent are either 
lefties or righties. That means there’s quite a few out there who are ambidextrous. Luckily for them, they can 
probably operate the can opener with both paws …
 
9. Warm or Cold?:
 
Food that is. Cats don’t like their food too hot or too cold. They like it just right. And for them, 
just right is room temperature, just like their prey would be in the wild. Cats are indeed the Goldilocks 
of the animal world. 
 
8. In Living Color:
 

 
Cats see in color, so your new paisley frock in orange, purple, and yellow won’t be lost on them.They also have 
fantastic night vision, and only need one-sixth of the light humans require to see. So don’tgo getting your cat
night-vision goggles.

 7. What’s in a Name?  A group of kittens is called a “KINDLE” (yes, just like that fancy new electronic book device available now) while a group of adult cats is called a “CLOWDER.”  

6. Meow? 
We all know the meow sound, whether it’s questioning, scared, happy, or imperiously demanding dinner. 
Curiously, cats only meow at people, not at other cats.

5. Four-Legged Mood Rings 
Cats are highly intuitive creatures, and they are more than able to pick up your mood, especially from your 
tone of voice. They know when you’re yelling at them (though they often don’t seem to care). If you need your
cat to calm down, try speaking to her in a soothing, loving voice. You’ll be amazed.   
 
4. Lofty Beginnings 

Ever wonder who invented the cat door? It was Sir Isaac Newton. Perhaps he was vexed by his cat wanting in 
and out all the time and disturbing his work, so he did something about it—much to the relief of cat 
loverseverywhere.  
 
3. It’s All in the Fall 
Cats really do land on their feet. In fact, they all fall in the same way. First they rotate their head, then
twist their spine around, followed by a rear leg alignment and finally they relax into it and arch the back, 
thus lessening impact. But please, don’t experiment with this at home. Take our word for it.  
 
2. Baby Machines 

Unless you want a “clowder” of cats cluttering your home, spay, and neuter your furry feline. Just one pair
of cats and their kittens can produce 420,000 (!) offspring in a mere seven years. 
 
1. Individuality

 
Like human fingerprints, cats have their own built-in unique tag of telling them apart—their nose! The nose 
pads of cats are all uniquely ridged, meaning no two are the same.
 
                                     REF: www.divinecaroline.com/22063/90270
 

How to tie a necktie.. May 4, 2011


Sometimes it come to my attention some of us did not know how to tie a necktie and this might be a big help,

to someone like me 🙂

necktie amazing tricks and tips

REFhttp://thisisnthappiness.com/post/718860901/things-my-father-didnt-teach-me-how-to-tie-a-tie